... Finding The Funny Side How are you at finding the funny side of situation? In America, each of the states likes to promote themselves with a slogan. I currently live in Utah, where the slogan is" Life Elevated" It's a nod to outdoor recreation in the high country, including the ski industry ... , we can't change. All we can change is our attitude toward them. I believe one of the best techniques to do this is to find some humor in the situation. Finding the funny side of a difficulty, an irritation or a troublesome problem can be one of the most creative and effective things we can ... " That's not dust, honey ," the shop owner replied." That's ENCHANTMENT" Here was a person who took a negative and turned it into something humorous. That made the problem more palatable-easier to swallow, or at least live with. And face it. There are some things, like the weather ...

... chuckled as they led him away and laughed uproariously throughout the whipping. When the painful punishment finally ended, the officer in charge demanded," What's so funny about a flogging? I don't think it's a joke"" Why, the joke's on you ," smiled the soldier." I'm the wrong man !" I ... dress simply and shun most modern technology. So he must have known he cut an odd figure on the busy thoroughfare. But he had a sense of humor. Affixed to the back of his carriage was a hand lettered sign that read," Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do ... Admitting Our Schnozzles A humorous story has it that many years ago a soldier was sentenced to be flogged. As if something hilarious were about to happen, he chuckled as they led him away and laughed uproariously throughout the whipping. When the painful punishment finally ended, the officer in charge demanded," What's so ...

... .. Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say," I love to laugh with you" THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... It can be a simple" Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten ... easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word to someone, really it's not that hard to say, Hello or Thank You. [Author unknown-received from Chris Long (chris @laughandlift.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration Humor Messages Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... screeched about being grounded. She called her curfew unreasonable and said it was because we didn't trust her. She finally got something right. EDITOR: Humorous story-but the lack of communication and mutual respect in this family diminishes the humor for me. As someone that has worked with teens, and adults, I've found as a manager that people (regardless of age) tend to respond in the way that they are treated. That's right. I don't know your teens ... for a fact from my grandma that his curfew was sundown. My daughter wept and screeched about being grounded. She called her curfew unreasonable and said it was because we didn't trust her. She finally got something right. EDITOR: Humorous story-but the lack of communication and mutual respect in this family diminishes the humor for me. As someone that has worked with teens, and adults, I've found as a manager that people (regardless of age) tend to respond ...

... Faith And Hope Water And Soap Faith Can Move Mountains Faith Versus Reason Father's Love Letter Father Ed Fathers And Children Fathers Day Fearless Living Feast For The Soul Feeling Loved Feeling More Thankful Filling The Barrel Finding A Way To Help Finding The Funny Side Finding The Right Words Finding Your Note Finer Than Wealth First Church Of McDonalds First Things First Five Balls Five Fingers Of Prayer Five More Minutes Flowering Forth Flying High Follow Your Stars Following Your Bliss Food For Thought Footsteps To Live By For ... SkyWriting.Net MESSAGES Index U p d a t e d Mar 25, 2012 Submit a Message PHRASE (use quotes ):" Mother's Day" 10 20 50 Messages ALL Humor Poems Stories = Less than 15 days old, or Modified. CLICK on the SORT options below. Alphabetical Random Most Recent 10-step Program For Happiness 1000 Marbles 10 Lessons Learned 10 Rules For A Happy Day 10 Secrets To Fulfilling Relationships 15 Minutes 19 Horses 21 Things To Remember 23rd Psalm Message 365 Tips For ...

... Chill The Light To Come What Christmas Is All About The Bell Ringer Connected For Life Eight No Cost Gifts Homeward Bound 3 Dimes Something You Can't Fake Comfort Foods Advice To A Younger Me Cookies Those You Touch A Family Tradition Finding The Funny Side My First Kiss I Am Optimistic A Spittin Image With Joy And Thanksgiving Most Beautiful Of All There -You -Are A Ray Of Sunshine Tuning Into God Closer To Home Looking Beyond Limitations What Is Your Rope Tied To What You Can Give To ... SkyWriting.Net MESSAGES Index U p d a t e d Mar 25, 2012 Submit a Message PHRASE (use quotes ):" Mother's Day" 10 20 50 Messages ALL Humor Poems Stories = Less than 15 days old, or Modified. CLICK on the SORT options below. Alphabetical Random Most Recent Living Long -Living Well The Home In Which We Live My Mom's Treasures A Little Morning Music Questions To Ask Yourself Sound Of A Thankful Heart The Music Won't Last The Value Of Time ...

... A Mountaintop View Anger And Love Perfect Timing Just Obey God A Young Spirit Jigsaw Puzzle Wisdom Still We Sing Motivational Quote Getting Things Done Principals Of Eagles Never Forget In This Moment Forgiveness A Matter Of Focus 10-step Program For Happiness Finding The Funny Side The Wooden Apples Great Advice Beatitudes For SAHMs-03 Most Beautiful Of All Keep On Swinging A Book By It's Cover Building A Boat Closed Doors Strong Woman vs Woman Of Strength Thoughts To Ponder Set For Life The Vacuum Let Go Of Your Grudges ... SkyWriting.Net MESSAGES Index U p d a t e d Mar 25, 2012 Submit a Message PHRASE (use quotes ):" Mother's Day" 10 20 50 Messages ALL Humor Poems Stories = Less than 15 days old, or Modified. CLICK on the SORT options below. Alphabetical Random Most Recent Miracle Workers It's Free I Can't Thank You Enough No One To Phone Developing My Struggle Muscles Two Babies Biker Chick The Power Of Touch Living Long -Living Well Summer Light Show My New ...

... Three Keys To Successful Living A funny story tells about three high school seniors who went to New York for their senior trip. When they arrived in the city, they went immediately to one of the finest hotels and registered for a room. They were assigned a room on the 30th floor. After settling in, they decided to go see the sights. They toured Manhattan, the Empire State Building, Wall Street and the Statue of Liberty. They finally returned to their hotel utterly exhausted. When they asked the desk clerk for the key to their room, he said," I am sorry, the elevators are not running" He told them that they could either wait or use the stairway. The thought of a soft bed was irresistible, so they decided to climb the stairs-all thirty stories. One of the boys had an idea." On the way up, each of us will tell the funniest story we know ...

... Storm In Progress-Hurricanes Of The Heart I live in" tornado alley" in the Midwest, and while tornadoes are not funny at all, I do have a funny memory of my feisty, elderly mom climbing into a bathtub with some sort of huge pillow protection over her head as the sirens rang. It was the safest place in the house -and she remained there as long as she could, which was not very long! She climbed back out -BEFORE the" all clear" siren blew -prayed, trusted the Lord, and fortunately, the tornado warnings passed, she was safe and sound, and none the worse for her hairy, scary experience. Hurricanes are another horrendous matter -I've never been in one, but many have, with devastation and destruction in the path of the storm. Hurricanes can brew up suddenly, come from no where and cause havoc everywhere! And so it is with hurricanes of the heart -I've been THERE ...

... Joy Along The Way A senator once took Will Rogers to the White House to meet President Coolidge. He warned the humorist that Coolidge never smiled. Rogers replied," I'll make him smile" Inside the Oval Office, the senator introduced the two men." Will Rogers ," he said," I'd like you to meet President Coolidge" Deadpan, Rogers quipped," I'm sorry, but I didn't catch the name" Coolidge smiled. A sense of humor is a marvelous gift to have. It is one of the most important means we possess to face the difficulties of life. And sometimes life can be difficult. I deal professionally with issues which are critical: relationships breaking apart, people losing jobs, people facing serious illness or agonizing with someone close who is suffering, addictions, grief and heartache. Without a sense of humor about my own life, I don't know if I could survive! I take what I do seriously ...

... another relative. The inquisition continued until tears streamed down my face and I fled from the room. Exactly one year later, Thanksgiving found us again celebrating in my grandmother's home. After another banquet my sister Kay and I stood at the sink washing dishes." Do you remember the homeless woman who came to our house last year, Mary ?" asked Kay." Yes ," was all I said, not wanting to dredge up terrible memories." Wouldn't it be funny if she came again ?" No, I thought to myself. It wouldn't be funny, not at all. Minutes later, from the kitchen window, we spotted this same woman returning to our house. This time, instead of running to the front door, I ran into the bedroom to hide. I didn't want the woman to see me, and I wasn't willing to risk my family's anger again by helping her. Instead, Kay answered the door." Hello ...

... My Aunt My Aunt is a remarkable woman. She is on the far side of 80. I won ’ t say how far. Still, she has more energy and enthusiasm for life than I ever could have. Every time we talk on the phone I am filled with delight at the gentle humor and cheerfulness in her voice. Her care and compassion for everyone around her are an inspiration. She is always doing good. She makes sure her friends get to the doctor and to Church. She helps in her community in countless ways. And she does it all with a joyful smile on her face. Her faith and love for God are amazing too. She has lost brothers, sisters, and her husband to death. She has watched her friends, children, and grandchildren deal with health problems. She has faced health difficulties in her own life as well. Through it all, however, her belief in God ’ s ...

... thankful keeps your feet on the pathway of celebration, complaint takes you down the road of despair. When our hearts are filled with gratefulness we may feel like our thanksgiving is inadequate, but we can be certain that our thanksgiving is always appropriate. It will gladden the heart of God to hear your heartfelt thanks being freely offered to Him today. [by: Roy Lessin-received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift ' (www.laughandlift.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... grin on his face. He had intentionally dropped the stack of textbooks he was carrying onto his podium." Good morning !", he said still smiling." I am glad to see everyone is awake. Now let ’ s get started" For the next hour I wasn ’ t sleepy at all. It wasn ’ t from the shock of my professor ’ s textbook alarm clock either. It was instead from the fascinating discussion he lead. With knowledge and good humor he made the material come alive. His insights were full of both wisdom and loving-kindness. And the enthusiasm and joy that he taught with were contagious. I left the classroom not only wide awake, but a little smarter and a little better as well. I learned something far more important than not sleeping in class that day too. I learned that if you are going to do something in this life do it well, do it with joy, and make it an ...

... kindness, and joy that you see in this world. May your own soul always shine bright as well. And may you make your whole life here a reflection of the light of Heaven and the love of God.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2011 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... fill your heart with music. I hope that your days are full of giggles, grins, chuckles, and belly laughs. I hope that you laugh and love your way all through this life and right into Heaven.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2012 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... I am to communicate regularly with the parents by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card. All of this I am to do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few books, a bulletin board, and a big smile AND on a starting salary that qualifies my family for food stamps! You want me to do all of this, and you expect me NOT TO PRAY ?" [Author Unknown-submitted by: Queenie-from 'Arizona Humor '] Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... cause more hurt and anger. FIGHT IT OUT and you create winners and losers. But TALK IT OUT and you can get it out. Be honest. Be clear. But, be reasonable. And then be silent. Let the magic of the moment ferment so that understanding can grow. Maybe then you can keep the car.~Steve Goodier~[ by: Steve Goodier-Copyright 2012-from Steve Goodier (LifeSupport @yahoogroups.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration Humor Messages Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... this endless creation that is life. You are loved by God! You can give His love to the world! You can share your love as well! You can help to create a better universe for us all!~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2012 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... Brighteners My Mom was a real room brightener. I can remember as a child that every time she entered a room all the people in it would light up. She had a joyful and loving energy about her that traveled from person to person. Even people with their backs turned could feel it. No matter how quietly she would walk into a room they would turn around, grin, and move to greet her. Everyone just loved being around her. Her gentle humor and delightful smile gladdened every heart she touched. Her light filled soul made all those around her shine as well. Even during the last years of her life when cancer was destroying her body her spirit still glowed bright. My Mom left me with a great appreciation for all the room brighteners in this world. I still see them everywhere. Some of them sparkle in the bodies of children. Others glow from behind ancient eyes. Some of them dance into a room with ...

... our hearts ring out with God ’ s love. May our strong arms never tire of helping others in need. And may we all do everything we can to make this world a more Heavenly place at Christmastime and always.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2011 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration Humor Messages Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... while visiting the publisher's office, Bennett asked her:" Your boss claims you're extremely efficient. What's your secret ?"" It's not my secret ," said the assistant," it's his" She went on to tell him that her boss always acknowledged and appreciated everything she did, regardless how insignificant. That was why she worked so hard for him. Her boss ' appreciation nudged her toward constant improvement.*If possible, keep it light-hearted. The careful use of humor can work in any relationship where nudging may be required. One wife used it effectively when she found herself on the verge of nagging her husband to repair the lawn mower. He had promised to fix it, but the grass grew ever taller while he procrastinated. Then one day he came home and found her seated on the ground snipping grass with sewing scissors, one blade at a time. He watched in amazement and then went into the house. When he returned, ...

... whole planet is now connected by air travel, satellite dishes, telephones, fax machines, rock concerts, diseases and mutual needs and concerns. Get with the program! If you really want to help me celebrate the birthday of My Son Jesus, then commit yourselves to figuring out how to feed your hungry and clothe your naked, and protect your abused and shelter your poor. And just as important, make your own everyday life a shining example of kindness and good humor. I've given you all the resources you need, if only you abandon your fear of each other and begin living, and loving and laughing together. Now, I am not really ticked off. Not really. I just wanted to grab your attention because I hate to see you suffer. But I gave you free will, so what can I do now other than try to influence you through reason, persuasion, and a little old-fashioned guilt and manipulation? After all ...

... had a three dog couch waiting on me when I got home this morning. As I came through the front door I saw that each cushion on my couch had a little, furry ball curled up on it, sleeping peacefully. I smiled when I saw this and petted each of them lovingly as I walked by. It only took a few seconds of my time, but it filled my heart with joy. As we go through our often busy days it is funny how the best parts of them seem to be those little moments we make for sharing love. They take so little of our time and yet the rewards they bring us are beyond belief. They strengthen our hearts, uplift our souls, and energize our bodies. They make our lives a joy to live and a delight to share. They bring us peace, happiness, goodness, and most of all oneness with God. Three of the most important words in the Bible ...

... Am I proud? Do I thank God that I am not as other people, especially as the Pharisees who despised the publican? Is there anyone whom I fear, dislike, disown, criticize, hold a resentment toward or disregard? If so, what am I doing about it? Do I grumble or complain constantly? Is Christ real to me? [Author unknown-received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift ' (www.laughandlift.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... dream is that I may one day be half as loving, giving, kind, gentle, and good, as my Mom was. My dream is to always make her smile as she watches over me from Heaven.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2012 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night. May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world has not come to an end, the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen. May you ponder how did this ultramodern civilization of ours manage to get itself traumatized by a possible slip of a blip on a chip made out of sand. May you be awe struck by God's sense of humor as you wrestle with the possibility that a professional wrestler had a chance to become President of the United States. May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues. May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, and may your check book and your budget balance and may they ...

... I went out and bought a convertible. Then she bleached her hair. I took a lot of multiple vitamin shots. Just a few months ago, she had a face lift and a" tummy tuck" I got an implant. And that's the way it ’ s been for the two of us: side by side-growing young together" Since age can ’ t really be avoided, there are those, also, who learn to laugh at it. Humor won ’ t chase old age away, but laughter certainly makes it more bearable. A parody of the musical hit" My Favorite Things" is making the rounds among oldsters. The song, inaccurately attributed to Julie Andrews, reminds us that it helps to laugh at what we can ’ t change." Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string; These are a few of my ...

... stay single since no one would ever be good enough for his baby. She sat silently for a few moments, and then she said," Mommy, do you think YOU could help me choose when I'm old enough ?" As I was struggling to frame a reply, she suddenly sat upright in her chair and stated," Oh. never mind. I forgot. It took you two tries !" Slightly mortified and very humbled, I saw the truth behind the humor. Yes, it had taken me" two tries ," but I had grown as a person through my mistakes and had moved on to become a much happier soul. Instead of simply glossing over her jibe, we sat down, for the first time, and discussed how even adults can make wrong choices. As we talked, I felt better about the dissolution of my first marriage than I ever had, and I saw that my tiny philosopher was coming to grips with ...

... of time living from the head. But when I go to that place where I feel my deepest enthusiasm and passion, I feel as if I can touch the sky. Anything might be possible. And the truth is that good ideas only go so far. It's people with passion that finally make a difference. Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) had a good idea about a new kind of children's book-one that contains lively illustrations, whacky characters and humorous writing. His enthusiasm led him to write a poem that became his first book. But it seemed that nobody wanted to publish it. Seuss was passionate about his writing, but he realized that an equal measure of enthusiasm and energy would be required if his book were ever to be published. He untiredly peddled his children's book to over twenty publishers before one took a chance on him. Having a great idea was not enough; his passion made the difference. Charles Goodyear ...

... at my feet. Now days you won't find me watching so much television either. I find that time better spent going for walks, hugging my sons, talking with my daughter, and writing words like the ones you are reading here. Now days you won't find me restlessly looking for more work to do as well. I find that time better spent thinking of God, watching the sunset, singing a song, and laughing with my family and friends. The funny thing too is that now that I am giving myself time to live I find myself doing better and accomplishing more than I ever did before. Most of all, though, my time is now spent joyously and my days on Earth feel closer to Heaven. Abraham Lincoln said," It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years" May all of us then have the time of our lives truly living the days and years God gives ...

... wisdom of this special child. May we all fill this Christmas with hugs, kisses, laughter, and joy. And may we all spend all of our days here on Earth sharing God ’ s greatest gift: Love!~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2011 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration Humor Messages Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... table. Soon our plates were filled with mashed potatoes and gravy, roast turkey, hot rolls with butter, sweet corn, dumplings, and a big slice of cake with ice cream on the side. It still makes my mouth water even thinking about it. My Uncle would even joke that we had to visit more often because that was the only time my Aunt ever fed him this good. We knew, however, that my Uncle was just cooking up some humor of his own. The thing that made those Summer trips south to their house so wonderful wasn ’ t just what they cooked in the kitchen but what they cooked in their hearts and home as well. Their lives together were a feast of friendship, laughter, love, and joy. They always had a dessert tray full of goodness, kindness, and faith as well. And anytime life would throw something nasty in their soup pot they would just ladle it out with ...

... Yet, God in His eternal love and infinite knowledge takes that crooked roadway and uses it to lead us straight back to love, to take us straight back to wisdom, and to guide us straight on to Heaven.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2012 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... Who Is Landing Your Plane? I heard a funny story: A small plane with an instructor and student on board hit the runway and bounced repeatedly until it came to a stop. The instructor turned to the student and said," That was a terrible landing you just made"" Me ?" replied the student." I thought you were landing !" That story may not be true, but it is true to life. Do you know who is landing your plane? Let me explain. Who is landing your plane when it comes to values? Bill McCartney coached the University of Colorado football team for several years. He shocked the sports world when he resigned at the apex of his career. They were more stunned by his reason for stepping away. The reason he gave for quitting was that he wanted to spend time with his wife and with religious pursuits. He showed the world who was landing his plane. Sports writers struggled ...

... says," I lost my key" The man feels sorry for his friend and gets down to help look for it. After a long time of looking without success the man asks his friend where he was standing when he lost his key. The friend replies," Oh, I lost it in my house" Outraged by this the man asks why they are looking on the street then. His friend says," Because there is more light here" As funny as that sounds it is the way a lot of people think. They want to know the purpose of their lives. They want to figure out the secret to their own happiness. They want to find the key to living a loving and joyous life. Yet, they look everywhere except inside of themselves. Perhaps they think it is too dark and frightening to look within for these answers. They keep looking on the outside instead because they think the light is better there ...

... This Wondrous World Not everyone has a good grip of science. But these children's scientific musings at least show humor and creativity! To explain nuclear reactions, one child said," When they broke open molecules, the found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions" Concerning astronomy, one child said," Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the day-time" And another said," Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers"" Vacuums are nothings ," said a young physics student." We only mention them to let them know we know they're there"" Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on ," one child observed." Rain is often known as ...

... (See rule #1) Major house projects may need to be followed by marital counseling. You're never too old for crazy (or colored) underwear. The silent treatment was invented by a kindergartner. Read the" Song of Solomon" together. Love begins in the morning with the way you talk to each other and treat each other. Schedule your mid-life crisis. Enjoy making up after a quarrel. Be spontaneous. Tickling never goes out of style. Find humor in negative situations. Eat cookie dough in bed together at least once a year. For Heaven's Sake, get a lock on the bedroom door or a" Do Not Disturb" sign! True love means valuing your spouse as much as God does. [Author Unknown-from 'Colorado Comments '] Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... hope that you always strive to keep your soul bright, beautiful, and full of God ’ s love and light. Remember when die you will leave your house behind, but you will take your home with you.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2012 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... . I was bitter, sad, and depressed to find myself working there to say the least. God works in mysterious ways, though, because that restaurant was the same one that my Mom had recently started working at after years of being a stay at home Mother. The first time I saw her come in the kitchen it was like an extra light had been turned on. Her smile was returned by everyone of the cooks and her gentle laughter and sweet good humor made the shift go by quickly. Her concern for her fellow workers made them open up their hearts to her and she was happy to fill those hearts with her compassion and love. She did her physical work well and did her spiritual work even better. And at the end of the day she seemed to have even more energy than when she had started. It was both strange and delightful to see my Mom in this new and wonderful way. I had thought that ...

... are part of the dues one pays for a full life" And I suspect, the fuller the life, the more dues were paid. So I'll take the risks, try new things and make more mistakes if it means a fuller and richer life. After all, the greater mistake could be to never risk at all.~Steve Goodier~[ by: Steve Goodier-Copyright 2012-from Steve Goodier (LifeSupport @yahoogroups.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... too that the greatest light to come won ’ t be on the first day of Spring or the first day of Summer. It will be when we enter into the glorious light of Heaven and the loving arms of God.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2011 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration Humor Messages Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... to see the line stretching from inside the small funeral home to down the street as far as the eye could see. People had come from hundreds of miles away to be there and to offer their love to Tim one last time. I saw people there that I hadn ’ t seen since high school and others whom I had thought I would never see again. The line moved slowly forward as we waited and shared our memories of Tim. We talked about how funny he had always been without ever seeming mean-spirited once. He loved a good joke and would share them even in a football huddle during the middle of a game. We talked about how Tim was always kind and helpful to anyone in need. In his short but loving life his joyful spirit had touched a thousand people in a thousand different ways. We grieved about how he would never see his kids graduate from school, but also took comfort in knowing that a part of ...

... not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit. Speak to one another with psalms, hymns and spiritual songs. Sing and make music in your heart to the Lord, always giving thanks to God the Father for everything, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ" Ephesians 5: 15-20 (NIV) [Author unknown-received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift ' (www.laughandlift.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... have it as well. Thankfully, that peace isn ’ t hard to find. It is waiting for us in every loving choice we make, prayer we pray, and thing we do. May it find you always.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2011 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration Humor Messages Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... friendship die 'cause you never had time to call and say hi? When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift .thrown away. You'd better slow down; don't dance so fast; time is short-the music won't last. [Author unknown-received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift ' (www.laughandlift.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... it? The publicist replied:" I just changed your message so people could relate to it" He wished the man well, said goodbye, and went on his way. The blind man didn't know it, but his new sign now read:" TODAY IS SPRING AND I CANNOT SEE IT" The Moral of the Story: CHANGE YOUR STRATEGY WHEN THINGS AREN'T WORKING. HAVE FAITH THAT YOUR CHANGE WILL BE FOR THE BEST. [Author Unknown-from 'Arizona Humor ' (arizona_humor @yahoogroups.com)-Ed: Anon.] Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... with all they have. I've learned-that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated. I've learned-that you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if they believed it. I've learned-that your family won't always be there for you. It may seem funny, but people you aren't related to can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again. Families aren't biological. I've learned-that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned-that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to forgive yourself. I've learned-that no matter how bad your heart is broken ...

... . In 1902, his father gave him a violin for his eighth birthday. It cost $50, a small fortune in those days, and especially for a recently immigrated Russian family. Benjamin did well and was playing concerts as a teenager. At age 18 he teamed up with a woman pianist as a musical team in Vaudeville. But he suspected the violin did not satisfy his heart's desire. Then one night, Benjamin impulsively decided to tell the audience about a funny incident that had happened during the day. He later said," The audience laughed and the sound intoxicated me. That laughter ended my days as a musician" And it began his life career as entertainer Jack Benny. He found who he was and everything fit into place. How can you get very far, if you don't know who you are? But how do you figure out who you are? Short of taking a battery of aptitude and personality tests (which ...

... love in this life. And when we cry out to Him, He is always there as well to comfort us with a smile, give us a hug, and send us back out to face life once again.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2011 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... ’ t even sleep that night. The second day was wonderful. My body felt energized and healthy. I was laughing and smiling the whole day long. My pets were lovable and affectionate. My children warmed my heart with their kind words and tender hugs. Everyone I saw outside seemed to have a smile and a happy wave to share. The sun peeking through the clouds made my soul light up as well. The day ’ s problems were handled easily with humor and joy and I slept like a baby that night. In truth, however, the only real difference between those two days was me. It was me who made the first day so rotten and it was me who made the second day so glorious. It was me who just idled through the first day grumbling about the world. And it was me who spent the second day thanking God for my life, sharing my love with everyone I could, and giving my ...

... in faith see Jesus on the chair. It's not spooky because he promised, 'I will be with you always"" Then just speak to him in the same way you're doing with me right now"" So, I tried it and I've liked it so much that I do it a couple of hours every day. I'm careful though. If my daughter saw me talking to an empty chair, she'd either have a nervous breakdown or send me off to the funny farm" The minister was deeply moved by the story and encouraged the old man to continue on the journey. Then he prayed with him, anointed him with oil, and then returned to the church. Two nights later the daughter called to tell the minister that her daddy had died that afternoon. Did he die in peace ?" he asked. Yes, when I left the house about two o'clock, he called me over to his bedside, told me how much he ...

... Do You Want To Be Right? I heard a funny story about a cowboy who ambled into the local blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped the hot shoe, shoved his seared hand into his pocket and tried to act nonchalant. The blacksmith half smiled and asked," Kinda hot, wasn't it ?"" Nope ," replied the cowboy," just don't take me long to look at a horseshoe, that's all" I chuckle because I don't enjoy admitting mistakes, either. Nope, I'm fine.I meant to do that. Furthermore, when I think I'm right, I usually want people to know it. And when I'm IN THE RIGHT, it's hard to hold me back." Hey, I'm the injured party here. I didn't do anything wrong. I can prove it !" I don't suffer righteous indignation quietly. I learned of a minister who left his ...

... fact, we have to renew our dreams, or else they will wither away altogether. I don't want to spend my life so busy looking back that I lose interest in what lies ahead. As I age, I will have old memories. But I also want a few young hopes. After all, dreams are renewable.~Steve Goodier~[ by: Steve Goodier-Copyright 2012-from Steve Goodier (LifeSupport @yahoogroups.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... Finding A Way To Help A funny story going around concerns itself with two hunters who were out in the woods when one of them collapsed. He didn't seem to be breathing and his eyes were glazed. The other pulled out his phone and called emergency services. He gasped to the operator:" My friend is dead! What can I do ?" The operator in a calm, soothing voices replied:" Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead" There was a silence, then a shot was heard. Back on the phone, the hunter said," Ok, now what ?" With friends like that. On the other hand, have you ever wanted to help but didn't know what to do? A friend once told me a beautiful story of how ordinary people found a simple way to help. He was enjoying the scenic view atop Casper Mountain, a favorite spot for visitors to Casper ...

... said the father kindly." You didn't use all the strength you had. You didn't ask me" With that the father reached down, picked up the rock, and removed it from the sandbox. Do you have" rocks" in your life that need to be removed? Are you discovering that you don't have what it takes to lift them? There is One who is always available to us and willing to give us the strength we need. Isn't it funny how we try so hard to do things ourselves. Sadly, many adults who have been Christians for years are trying to do everything themselves and only turning to God as a last resort. God wants to be your first resort. Let Him help you with your trials, tribulations and temperament. He loves you so much... all He wants you to do is ask Him to help. When you are DOWN to nothing. God is UP to something !!! [ ...

... can help measure how you are nurturing your relationships. The author of these thoughts is unknown, but deeply appreciated. The Gift of Listening But you must really listen. Don't interrupt, don't daydream, don't plan your response. Just listen. The Gift of Affection Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. The Gift of Laughter Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say," I love to laugh with you" The Gift of Solitude There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be sensitive to those times and give the gift of solitude to others. The Gift of a Favor Every day, go out of your way to do something kind. The Gift of a Written Note It can be a simple" Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief ...

... the message, my friend. I'll be over tomorrow evening" We cannot survive in any healthy way by ourselves. The leaf needs the branch. The branch needs the trunk. The trunk needs the roots. And the roots need the rest of the tree. We are connected. And in that connection we find life and vitality.~Steve Goodier~[ by: Steve Goodier-Copyright 2011-from Steve Goodier (LifeSupport @yahoogroups.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration Humor Messages Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... like I leave my tools in the truck, I leave my troubles outside of my home. I hang them on that tree before greeting my family. Anything that does not have to come in my house stays outside. Anything that I do not have to deal with at home, I leave on that tree. And in the morning, I stop by the tree and pick up the troubles I left there in the evening" Then he adds," It's a funny thing, though. Every morning I always find fewer troubles remaining than I hung the night before" Here is a man who has no doubt seen the Bluebird of Happiness. Chances are, it is nesting in a tree just outside his home. There is wisdom in knowing that some problems can wait until tomorrow. And more wisdom in knowing what to hang on the tree and what to bring in. Managing daily problems well is vital to maintaining joy.~Steve Goodier ...

... . No one quite knew what to do or say. But on his third advance the man realized that he was facing a mirror." Why ," he cried," it's only me !" He made a grand bow." Good to see you, old boy! Merry Christmas !" The whole store exploded in delighted laughter. And why not? Here was a man who knew how to laugh at himself! He accepted his problems and limitations with a grace and humor that was contagious. We're given the power of laughter, not only to laugh AT things, but to laugh things OFF. We'll always know difficulties and we will never be without our share of troubles, but the happy person learns how to laugh most of them off. And that's the reason they're happy-it's a laughing matter!~Steve Goodier~[ by: Steve Goodier (LifeSupport @yahoogroups.com)-{ used with permission}] Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights ...

... then sing with your hearts. Sing with your thoughts. Sing with your feelings. Sing with your actions. Sing with your lives. Make your every moment here a love song that delights Heaven with its sweet music.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2011 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... they had thrown the negative words in the trash and tried to use only the positive words for one month. They were amazed at how much better their lives became just by using words full of kindness and encouragement. I decided to try this as well by finding something good to write on each paper my students handed in. It was a lot easier than I thought it would be. No matter how many errors a student ’ s paper contained there was always a funny sentence, beautiful thought, or great idea that I could comment on. I remember glancing over my desk and seeing some of the students rereading those encouraging words again and again. It was a joy seeing their eyes shine a little brighter, their backs sit up a little straighter, and their learning climb a lot higher. I recently saw one of my former students from that class and we talked for a while. He was married, doing well in his job, ...

... songs of joy, acts of love, and thoughts of God. I hope that you start everyday of your life here with a little morning music and carry it ’ s Heavenly melody in your heart all day long.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2012 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... you going to shove this gift aside and struggle to make it on your own? Or are you going to thank God for this precious gift, take it in your hands, and place it joyfully into your soul?~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2011 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... am myself. I have carried that knife for many years. Now I pass it on to you" Lincoln added wryly," I've carried that knife ever since" One of Lincoln's greatest assets was his ability to laugh at himself. And he frequently laughed at his physical appearance. But history does not remember him as an" ugly" individual-in fact, often just the opposite. His outer appearance was clothed in magnificently beautiful garments: character, honesty, humor and courage. But there are other clothes he wore equally well-such as humility and forgiveness. We say that beauty is skin deep. But it isn't really. It has very little to do with the skin. True beauty is soul deep. It is a fabric that is woven in the soul and worn in plain view. The Bible speaks of something similar. It teaches us to clothe ourselves with" compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience" Then ...

... on (Philippians 3). As we face a still young year, repent of any stagnation in the past year. With God's help, commit to further growth in Him. In honor of Dr. Luke, may I prescribe 2 Peter 1: 5-11? If the baby Jesus grew up, so must we (1 John 2: 6 )! [By: Kerry S. Doyal-received from Chris Long (chris @laughandlift.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Poems SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... we get new experiences that help us to bring a little more Heaven into our lives. Everyday God finds new ways to enlighten us no matter how cloudy our world may seem. He used that wonderful, wet walk the other day to remind me that life isn ’ t only sunny days. Just like nature sometimes we need to get rained on a bit in order to grow. He also reminded me that the best way to handle anything in life is with simple humor and joy. The sound of laughter goes equally well with a delightful walk in the summer sunshine and with a brisk run through the rain in soaked clothes. He reminded me most of all, though, that no matter how long the storms of life may last the sun will always come out again. Have a glorious day then and remember that God is always with you in the sunshine and in the rain.~Joseph J. Mazzella~[ by: Joseph J ...

... place just fine. I don't want to just do all of the RIGHT things and never get around to the BEST things. And I certainly don't want my life summed up in the sentence," Daddy has gone to another meeting" So I handle the golf balls first. And in comparison, everything else is just beans.~Steve Goodier~[ by: Steve Goodier-Copyright 2012-from Steve Goodier (LifeSupport @yahoogroups.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... Forgiveness I was driving down the road the other day when I saw a sign in front of a church. It said," Forgive your enemies. It messes with their minds" As I read this sign I felt a smile come to my lips, a feeling of delight come to my heart, and a long, deep laugh come from my belly. When I finally stopped laughing at the joyous humor on this sign I realized something. What it said couldn ’ t be more true. A person whose mind is full of anger, after all, gives anger to the world and expects anger in return. In the same way a person whose heart is full of hate, shares that hate with the world and expects hate in return. Likewise a person whose soul is full of hurting passes that hurt on to the world and expects to be hurt again in return. It is a horrible and vicious cycle that eventually destroys the ...

... it you may not have to do at all. You may feel like you're wrestling with a wildcat. Or maybe you just feel as if you're living too fast. But if you need some relief," chill" is a good word to remember. Spell it right and you just might get something you don't expect. Happiness.~Steve Goodier~[ by: Steve Goodier-Copyright 2011-from Steve Goodier (LifeSupport @yahoogroups.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration Humor Messages Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... minutes to send this to a few people you care about, just to let them know that you're thinking of them." People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands because they know the other hand will always be there" Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance. [Orignal source and author unknown-received from Elsie Moorhead] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... love each other in this moment. God wants us to share kindness and have happiness in this moment. Life is a collection of moments. May you always fill yours with love, joy, and oneness with God.~Joseph J. Mazzella~You can get Joseph Mazzella's book," WALKING THE PATH OF LOVE ," at www.amazon.com [by: Joseph J. Mazzella Copyright 2012 (joecool @wirefire.com)-{ used with permission}] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... I went to a soccer game in Baghdad, I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer. If I went to a ping pong match in China, I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha. And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in Rome." But what about the atheists ?" is another argument. What about them? Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We're not going to pass the collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds. If that's asking too much, bring a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand. Call your lawyer. Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world's foundations. Nor do I believe that not praying will result in more serious injuries on ...

... from most of her medication, which had reached a high of 21 pills a day. This is how she did it." I began seeing a doctor who gave me the most important prescription that I ever could have received ," she said." He excused himself from the room. I watched him walking back and forth in the hall; he seemed to be in deep thought" The doctor came back in with this prescription: he told Debra to get some funny movies and to begin laughing. If she didn't feel like laughing, then she should smile. If she didn't feel like smiling, she should smile anyway! He said that it would increase endorphins in her brain and help with her pain. She did just as he suggested. She smiled constantly. Her children teased her about the fake smile, but she told them that it was going to get rid of her pain. And it did. Of course, not all ...

... become. He lost his arm and may always wonder if cancer will return. Maybe he will still live a long life, but regardless of how long Dave lives, it matters far more how well he lives. He only has to hug Tiffany close, very close, to be reminded what a full life is all about.~Steve Goodier~[ by: Steve Goodier-Copyright 2012-from Steve Goodier (LifeSupport @yahoogroups.com)] Cartoons Daily Inspiration HOME Humor Poems Quotes Stories Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... !!! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY !!! Be true to you. You will have more strength for dealing with ordeals in life if you have the courage to be true to your own values. Hypocrisy destroys internal energy. !!! MODEL INTEGRITY !!! Be gladder than madder. Expressions of gratitude calm the soul and clear the mind. !!! SHOW GRATITUDE !!! Have as much fun as you can. Anticipation of fun raises the level of your energy. Learn to laugh through your trials. !!! DISPLAY HUMOR !!! Determine what is within your control You cannot control what happens to you, but you can choose the frame you put around your experiences. You can choose how you will deal with all situations. !!! EXHIBIT INTERNAL CONTROL !!! Be enthusiastic. Enthusiasm literally means," God in us" If He is in you, let your life so shine. Learn to love life. !!! SHOW YOUR PASSION !!! Education is not the filling of a bucket-but the lighting of ...

... Letting Your Soul Walk You I had an enlightening and humorous experience walking my dogs this morning. It was a crisp, Spring day full of life and energy. My four dogs seemed to feel it as well. Each one of them was delightfully sniffing the air and bouncing around me as we walked. Then as I was about to head back toward the house with them our Saint Bernard, Buddy and our tiny Labrador mix, Pepper both decided that it was the perfect time for a game of chase. Before I knew it my legs were wrapped up tight with the dog leashes from these two running in circles around me. Thankfully, I was able to drop the leashes before I ended up on the ground. As I bent down to pick up the leashes again, however, my tiniest dog, Julie decided to give me a little help. She grabbed Buddy's leash in her mouth and headed for the door. I looked on ...

... shaving. I looked in the mirror and noticed that some of the hairs in my mustache were as white as my shaving cream. I laughed about this because I feel more alive, vibrant, and joyous now than I did when I was twenty. I got a little more proof later on as I walked through my tiny home and sat in my old, worn chair. Two cats quickly jumped on my lap while a smile leaped to my face. It seemed funny that in this society where fame and fortune are looked on as everything that I had found so much joy in such a simple life with so little money. It was a short time later, however, that I got the greatest proof of all. The sun broke through the clouds, shone through my window, and gently warmed my face. Bathed in that golden light I felt not only the heat of the sun but also the loving touch of God on my face ...

... you by dwelling on your minor aches and pains and small disappointments. Remember, everyone is carrying some kind of a load. Keep an open mind. Discuss but don't argue. It is a mark of a superior mind to be able to disagree without being disagreeable. Let your virtues speak for themselves. Refuse to talk of another's vices. Discourage gossip. It is a waste of valuable time and can be extremely destructive. Be careful of another's feelings. Wit and humor at the other person's expense are rarely worth it and may hurt when least expected. Pay no attention to ill-natured remarks about you. Remember, the person who carried the message may not be the most accurate reporter in the world. Simply live so that nobody will believe them. Disordered nerves and bad digestion are a common cause of backbiting. Don't be too anxious about the credit due you. Do your best, and be patient. Forget about yourself, and let others ...

... (It is possible to disagree without being disagreeable) Forget about counting to 10. Count to 1, 000 before doing or saying anything that could make matters worse. Let your virtues speak for themselves. If someone criticizes you, see if there is any TRUTH to what he is saying; if so, make changes. If there is no truth to the criticism, ignore it and live so that no one will believe the negative remark. Cultivate your sense of humor; laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Do not seek so much to be consoled, as to console; do not seek so much to be understood, as to understand; do not seek so much to be loved as to love. [Author Unknown-from 'Aiken Drum '] Inspirational Messages SkyWriting.Net All Rights Reserved. ...

... , and prayed. As we entered a small kitchen one of the Brothers walked in. To say he was intimidating would have been an understatement. He was a giant of a man. He stood well over six and a half feet tall. He must have weighed over three hundred pounds as well. He looked like a lineman for a professional football team dressed in a brown, wool robe. As we talked, though, his kind spirit and delightful sense of humor put us all at ease. That is until he rose to leave. Then he walked right at me to give me a hug. At first I feared he might crack a rib, but when he took me in his huge arms all I felt was the love from his soul. It was the gentlest hug I ever got. Leo Rosten said:" It is the weak who are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong" I learned that lesson ...

... Hooked On Giving Dr. Mar Aprem of the ancient Chaldean Orthodox Church of the East in India tells a funny story about when a member of the church won a lottery worth 100, 000 rupees. His wife went to the bishop and told him that she was afraid to tell this glad news to her husband because he had a heart problem and any sudden excitement could cause a heart attack. The bishop offered to break the news gently to her husband. He visited the house and asked the man," Wouldn't it be a good thing if you won 1, 000 rupees in the lottery ?" The man replied that he still would have to work to support his family." What about 10, 000 rupees ?" the bishop asked. The man still showed no excitement, so the bishop carefully raised the amount to 50, 000 and finally to 100, 000 rupees." If I got 100, 000 rupees, I would give ...

... Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent THE GIFT OF LISTENING But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say," I love to laugh with you". THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE It can be a simple" Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life. THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT A simple and sincere," You look great in red "," You did a super job" or" That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day. THE GIFT OF A FAVOR Every day, go out ...

... Homeward Bound I once clipped a funny story from" Reader's Digest" submitted by Joanne Mitchell. She wrote," My brother adopted a snake named Slinky, whose most disagreeable trait was eating live mice. Once I was pressed into going to the pet store to buy Slinky's dinner. The worst part of this wasn't choosing the juiciest-looking creatures or turning down the clerk who wanted to sell me vitamins to ensure their longevity. The hardest part was carrying the poor things out in a box bearing the words 'Thank you for giving me a home" That's a little hard to take. Dinner with Slinky cannot be a mouse's idea of going home. Another woman tells of a time when she was at home with her children and the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, reached out for something to hold on to and grabbed the telephone table. It crashed to the floor and jarred the receiver from the cradle ...

... discovering what many people have known all along-that getting healthy is about more than medicine and treatment. It also involves a healthy outlook on life. Various studies have validated the mind / body connection. Cancer is often diagnosed within months of the death of one's spouse. People who are cynical or angry have been shown to be more prone to heart attacks than those with a more positive outlook. And former Saturday Evening Post editor Norman Cousins has demonstrated for years how humor, laughter and hope can aid the healing process. Not only is a healthy mental outlook necessary, but a healthy spiritual outlook seems to be equally important. Noted psychologist Carl Jung (1865-1961) made a telling observation about the connection between one's mental health and spiritual outlook." During the past 30 years, people from all civilized countries of the earth have consulted me ," he said." Among all my patients in the second half of life-that is to say ...

... " I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know" As we laughed she cleared her throat and began:" We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing! There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor everyday. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it! There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do ...

... work. Mom's Tip #160: Put plenty of icing on birthday cakes. Mom's Tip #161: Don't tell you helped blow out the candles. Mom's Tip #162: Kids give more gifts than they'll receive. Mom's Tip #163: Kids WILL drink straight from the carton. Mom's Tip #164: Look sad when the snowman melts. Mom's Tip #165: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange. Mom's Tip #166: A sense of humor is a necessity. Mom's Tip #167: They don't call it women's intuition for nothing. Mom's Tip #168: Insist on short-haired dogs. Mom's Tip #169: Coax the cat out of the tree. Mom's Tip #170: For the last time, a pony is out! Mom's Tip #171: Sew name tags in their underwear. Mom's Tip #172: Be a den mother. Mom's Tip #173: Let your daughter have a training bra ...

... full. Tuck them in. Add sound effects to the bedtime story. No, they REALLY can't have a pony. Gingerbread houses aren't worth the work. Tollhouse cookies ARE worth the work. Put plenty of icing on birthday cakes. Don't tell you helped blow out the candles. Kids give more gifts than they'll receive. Kids WILL drink straight from the carton. Look sad when the snowman melts. Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange. A sense of humor is a necessity. They don't call it women's intuition for nothing. Insist on short-haired dogs. Coax the cat out of the tree. For the last time, a pony is out! Sew name tags in their underwear. Be a den mother. Let your daughter have a training bra. Buy your share of EXPENSIVE Girl Scout cookies Cultivate the art of napping. Washable markers aren't. Help build a sandcastle. Let them make a fort out of boxes. Piano lessons ...